Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Face Painter (1995)

Patrick Warburton: David Puddy

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Quotes 

• David Puddy : [pounds the hood of a taxi that almost struck him]  Hey, what are you doing? Watch where you're driving, man!

  David Puddy : [approaches the passenger side window]  Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're number one, we beat anybody! We're the Devils! The Devils! Haaaa!

  [Puddy runs away, leaving Father Hernandez in shock at the sight of him in face paint] 

  Father Hernandez : [in Spanish]  Mi dios, el diablo

• Elaine Benes : What the?

  David Puddy : So what do you think?

  Elaine Benes : [in disbelief]  You painted your face?

  David Puddy : Yeah!

  Elaine Benes : Why?

  David Puddy : You know, support the team.

  Elaine Benes : Well, you can't walk around like that.

  David Puddy : Why not?

  Elaine Benes : Because it's insane

  David Puddy : Hey, you gotta let them know you're out there, this is the playoffs.

• David Puddy : [shouting at the players by the glass]  You're dead, Messier! We're gonna get you, Messier!

  Fan #1 : Will you sit down?

  David Puddy : Hey man, I'm just trying to support the team.

  Elaine Benes : Will you sit down? You're disturbing everybody. Sit down!

  David Puddy : Oh yeah, because you're a Ranger fan and you know I'm messing with their heads.

  [New Jersey scores and David stands back up and pounds on the glass]