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Quotes
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Fireman : How do you live with yourself?
George Costanza : It's not easy.
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Cosmo Kramer : The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry : Wow.
George Costanza : You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry : You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer : Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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George Costanza : Go fold your little balloon animals, Eric. Eric. Ha ha. What kind of name is that for a clown?
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Jerry Seinfeld : So what was the fire? Just a couple of greasy hamburgers?
George Costanza : Yeah. Eric the clown put it out with his big shoe.
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Jerry Seinfeld : So you feel "Women and children first" in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion?
George Costanza : To some degree.
Jerry Seinfeld : So basically it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves?
George Costanza : In a manner of speaking.
