- George Costanza: Is that the time? I gotta get downtown and buy that suit. The store opens in twenty minutes.
- Kramer: Hey, is that Elaine mannequin still there?
- George Costanza: Yeah.
- Kramer: Yeah?
- George Costanza: The last time I saw her... she was naked.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, And *Poppie's* got problems.
- Elaine Benes: [seeing a mannequin identical to herself bent over being spanked] You think you can pose me however you want? That's my ass in your window!
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- Jerry Seinfeld: Aren't mannequins an insult to your imagination? "You couldn't possibly visualize a sweater, so we'll show you on this life-size, snotty puppet." I guess when they're finished with them, they become crash-test dummies. That's the end of the line for a mannequin. "Whatever happened to Bob? Have you seen that new Volvo commercial? He's got a bull's-eye right in his face." Mannequins are only used for car accidents and fashion. I guess these are the two situations that it's impossible for us to imagine ourselves: well-dressed or getting killed. I'm sure some pro-mannequin organization, doesn't even like you to use the term mannequin. "Hey, they're not mannequins. They're the life-deprived."