Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Wait Out (1996)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : You know, I have a little thing for Beth Lukner.
Elaine Benes : Well, I have to admit, I've always thought David was kind of sponge-worthy.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, I've been waitin' out their marriage for three years.
Elaine Benes : Yeah, me too. Well, I've been waiting out two or three marriages, but this is the one I really had my eye on.
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David Lukner : This whole thing is George's fault.
Elaine Benes : Well, David, the thing about George is that he's an idiot.
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Elaine Benes : I got the loser in this relationship and I'm breathing new life into him. You give me three more days, he won't be able to remember her name.
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Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, uh... what'd you get there?
Cosmo Kramer : I bought Dungarees.
Elaine Benes : Kramer, they're painted on!
Cosmo Kramer : Well, they're slim-fit.
Jerry Seinfeld : Slim-fit?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, they're streamlined.
Jerry Seinfeld : You're walkin' like Frankenstein!
Cosmo Kramer : What? They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that's all.
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Jerry Seinfeld : The city's probably teeming with people that have been waitin' out that marriage.
Elaine Benes : Right.
Jerry Seinfeld : It's like when a tenant dies in a rent-controlled building. You gotta take immediate action.