- Beth: I realized after three years of marriage that David's little quirks were getting on my nerves a little.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Three years is a long time to be married.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You know, I have a little thing for Beth Lukner.
- Elaine Benes: Well, I have to admit, I've always thought David was kind of sponge-worthy.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, I've been waitin' out their marriage for three years.
- Elaine Benes: Yeah, me too. Well, I've been waiting out two or three marriages, but this is the one I really had my eye on.
- [Jerry is struggling to pull Kramer's jeans off]
- Jerry Seinfeld: Geez, you need the jaws of life to get these things off.
- David Lukner: This whole thing is George's fault.
- Elaine Benes: Well, David, the thing about George is that he's an idiot.
- Elaine Benes: I got the loser in this relationship and I'm breathing new life into him. You give me three more days, he won't be able to remember her name.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Hey, uh... what'd you get there?
- Cosmo Kramer: I bought Dungarees.
- Elaine Benes: Kramer, they're painted on!
- Cosmo Kramer: Well, they're slim-fit.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Slim-fit?
- Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, they're streamlined.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You're walkin' like Frankenstein!
- Cosmo Kramer: What? They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that's all.
- Jerry Seinfeld: The city's probably teeming with people that have been waitin' out that marriage.
- Elaine Benes: Right.
- Jerry Seinfeld: It's like when a tenant dies in a rent-controlled building. You gotta take immediate action.
- Policeman: So chasing little kids huh? You're in a lot of trouble mister.
- Cosmo Kramer: No no look, I was baby-sitting
- Policeman: Ya ya right. Sit down!
- [Kramer looks at the chair, then the police officer]
- Policeman: What are you deaf? I said sit down!
- [Kramer struggles to sit down in the chair]
- Policeman: , for the last time, SIT DOWN!.
- Mickey: So, Bradley. I guess this is the last place you expected to find yourself.
- [Kramer takes a deep breath]
- Mickey: Well we're gonna be here a while so take a seat.
- [Kramer is struggling to sit down in the chair, while Mickey has his back turned with a pack of cigarettes]
- Mickey: You know if it hadn't been for that secretary of yours... I said sit down!
- [Kramer is still struggling to sit down, and a frustrated Mickey throws the pack of cigarettes to the floor]
- Cosmo Kramer: [under his breath, which is hard to make out] I'm trying!
- Mickey: Bradley!, it's very important that you sit down.
- [Kramer is still struggling to sit down]
- Mickey: Now for the last time, try again to SIT DOWN!
- Mickey: [running] Sit down, you big stupid ape!
- [Mickey angrily lunges at Kramer, tackling him to the floor]
- [first lines]
- Jerry Seinfeld: The whole concept of being separated, to me, is strange. It's like your engaged to be divorced. We're gonna try and make not being together work. First we were separated, then we met, and then we were together, and now we're gonna try being separated again. We think actually some sort of giant rubber band might be the solution. Of course, when you were a kid in school, you'd get separated for having too good a time. If you two kids don't stop laughing and having fun, I'm gonna have to separate you. Then the kid finds out his parents are breaking up, and he thinks it's because they got caught fooling around, which is probably true.