Sex and the City (TV Series)

Ring a Ding Ding (2002)

Sarah Jessica Parker: Carrie Bradshaw

Quotes 

• Carrie Bradshaw : New York is a town of renters. Everybody rents.

  Miranda Hobbes : I don't.

  Samantha Jones : I don't.

  Charlotte York : I don't.

  Carrie Bradshaw : [to Charlotte]  You got yours in a settlement. You did not have to pay for your apartment.

  Charlotte York : Oh, I paid for that apartment.

  Miranda Hobbes : [Farts twice]  I'm pregnant. I can't control it.

  Samantha Jones : Well, honey, you better learn because that is unappetizing.

  Miranda Hobbes : I know. I am so swollen and gassy, I'm like a floatation device.

• Carrie Bradshaw : What's that smell?

  Miranda Hobbes : Sorry. I've learned to control the sound now but not the activity.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Well that's just mean. Damn. How are people going to know to scatter without a warning?

  Miranda Hobbes : Although maybe it's not that I've controlled the noise as much as my ass is so big that the sound is now muffled. Look at my fingers. They're like sausages. I can't even get my ring off. I'm telling you, the fat ass, the farting, it's ridiculous. I am unfuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life.

  Miranda Hobbes : [Farts while trying to pull her ring off]  I pulled my own finger. I'm a walking whoopee cushion.

• [first lines] 

  Carrie Bradshaw : [narrating]  A girl in pigtails once said, "There's no place like home." But then, her home didn't have a toilet that flushed for no reason. And a boyfriend who was moving out for one big reason.

• Carrie Bradshaw : New York is a town of renters. Everybody rents.

  Samantha Jones : I don't.

  Miranda Hobbes : I don't.

  Charlotte York : I don't.

  Carrie Bradshaw : [to Charlotte]  You got yours in a settlement. You did not have to pay for your apartment.

  Charlotte York : Oh, I paid for that apartment.

  Miranda Hobbes : [Farts twice]  I'm pregnant. I can't control it.

  Samantha Jones : Well, honey, you better learn because that is unappetizing.

  Miranda Hobbes : I know. I am so swollen and gassy, I'm like a floatation device.

• Carrie Bradshaw : What's that smell?

  Samantha Jones : Sorry. I've learned to control the sound now but not the activity.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Well that's just mean. Damn. How are people going to know to scatter without a warning?

  Samantha Jones : Although maybe it's not that I've controlled the noise as much as my ass is so big that the sound is now muffled. Look at my fingers. They're like sausages. I can't even get my ring off. I'm telling you, the fat ass, the farting, it's ridiculous. I am unfuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life.

  Samantha Jones : [Farts while trying to pull her ring off]  I pulled my own finger. I'm a walking whoopee cushion.