Sex and the City (TV Series)
Ring a Ding Ding (2002)
Cynthia Nixon: Miranda Hobbes
Quotes
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Carrie Bradshaw : New York is a town of renters. Everybody rents.
Miranda Hobbes : I don't.
Samantha Jones : I don't.
Charlotte York : I don't.
Carrie Bradshaw : [to Charlotte] You got yours in a settlement. You did not have to pay for your apartment.
Charlotte York : Oh, I paid for that apartment.
Miranda Hobbes : [Farts twice] I'm pregnant. I can't control it.
Samantha Jones : Well, honey, you better learn because that is unappetizing.
Miranda Hobbes : I know. I am so swollen and gassy, I'm like a floatation device.
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Carrie Bradshaw : What's that smell?
Miranda Hobbes : Sorry. I've learned to control the sound now but not the activity.
Carrie Bradshaw : Well that's just mean. Damn. How are people going to know to scatter without a warning?
Miranda Hobbes : Although maybe it's not that I've controlled the noise as much as my ass is so big that the sound is now muffled. Look at my fingers. They're like sausages. I can't even get my ring off. I'm telling you, the fat ass, the farting, it's ridiculous. I am unfuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life.
Miranda Hobbes : [Farts while trying to pull her ring off] I pulled my own finger. I'm a walking whoopee cushion.
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Carrie Bradshaw : New York is a town of renters. Everybody rents.
Samantha Jones : I don't.
Miranda Hobbes : I don't.
Charlotte York : I don't.
Carrie Bradshaw : [to Charlotte] You got yours in a settlement. You did not have to pay for your apartment.
Charlotte York : Oh, I paid for that apartment.
Miranda Hobbes : [Farts twice] I'm pregnant. I can't control it.
Samantha Jones : Well, honey, you better learn because that is unappetizing.
Miranda Hobbes : I know. I am so swollen and gassy, I'm like a floatation device.