- Miranda: I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."
- Charlotte: Where are going to get any?
- Samantha Jones: Well, I'd call my dealer, but he's at the Cape.
- Samantha Jones: [reading the post-it from Berger] "I'm sorry, I can't, don't hate me." Motherfucker's concise.
- Samantha Jones: If you're not wearing something the kids can't afford, how will they know to look up to you?