Sex and the City (TV Series)
Three's a Crowd (1998)
Kim Cattrall: Samantha Jones
Quotes
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Charlotte York : Jack wants us to do a threesome.
Miranda : Of course he does. Every guy does.
Samantha Jones : Threesomes are huge right now. They're the blow job of the nineties.
Charlotte York : What was the blow job of the eighties?
Samantha Jones : Anal sex.
Carrie : Any sex, period.
Miranda : Don't let him pressure you into it. It's just this guy's cheap ploy to watch you be a lesbian for a night.
Samantha Jones : Don't knock it till you tried it.
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Carrie : Well, I've never done a threesome.
Samantha Jones : Come on, of course you haven't. You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong!
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Samantha Jones : [Discussing whom to call into the threesome] Just make sure that the other woman isn't a friend. Use somebody random, you know, somebody you meet in a bar or something.
Miranda : That's romantic!
Charlotte York : No, I think that I'd feel safer with a friend. With someone I could trust, like Carrie.
Carrie : Oh, gee, I'm flattered. But umm, I'd go with someone who has a little more experience, like Sam.
Samantha Jones : Well, thanks. But there is something sexy about a first-timer like Charlotte.
Charlotte York : Really?
Miranda : [feeling out of the loop] Oh great, no, forget about me.
Samantha Jones , Charlotte York , Carrie : Oh, come on!
Miranda : You know, I'd do it with you guys. It's like, it's like picking teams for dodge ball all over again.
Carrie : [voice over narration] Was Samantha right? Were threesomes the new sexual frontier? No question. Guys were infatuated with threesomes. And when I started looking, they were everywhere. After all, our lives are built on threesomes. Fat, low-fat, non-fat. First, Business, Economy. Moe, Larry, Curly. Maybe we were never meant to do it with only one other person. Maybe threesomes were the relationship of the future. Meanwhile, Samantha had been busy guest starring in a show I like to call 'Sam Does The Married Guy'.
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Samantha Jones : This is ideal No muss, no fuss.
Carrie : Sounds like you're selling toilet bowl cleaner.
Miranda : Does this color turn you on?
Samantha Jones : [voice over narration] You had to hand it to Miranda. She was determined.