Jack Benny: Jack Benny

Quotes 

• [Betty has invited Jack to see her live performance at Hollywood's Moulin Rouge] 

  Betty Grable : Why don't you come back here tomorrow night and watch it from out front?

  Jack Benny : Well, tomorrow night I have a very important engagement, and I don't...

  Betty Grable : [interrupting]  You can be a guest of the house.

  Jack Benny : Well, I don't see why I can't break it. Um, may I bring someone?

  Betty Grable : Anything you want. I'll see that you get a very nice table, and there'll be no check.

  Jack Benny : Well, that isn't important - I mean whether there's a check or not. Although, my tuxedo does look better without a wallet bulging out.

• [a waitress hands over a Polaroid photograph, which she shot of the pair a minute ago] 

  Jack Benny : Hey! That looks pretty good, doesn't it?

  Miss Kim O'Day : Yeah! You know, you look a lot younger in the picture, and it was only taken a minute ago.

  Jack Benny : At my age, a minute is a long time.