- [Betty has invited Jack to see her live performance at Hollywood's Moulin Rouge]
- Betty Grable: Why don't you come back here tomorrow night and watch it from out front?
- Jack Benny: Well, tomorrow night I have a very important engagement, and I don't...
- Betty Grable: [interrupting] You can be a guest of the house.
- Jack Benny: Well, I don't see why I can't break it. Um, may I bring someone?
- Betty Grable: Anything you want. I'll see that you get a very nice table, and there'll be no check.
- Jack Benny: Well, that isn't important - I mean whether there's a check or not. Although, my tuxedo does look better without a wallet bulging out.
- [a waitress hands over a Polaroid photograph, which she shot of the pair a minute ago]
- Jack Benny: Hey! That looks pretty good, doesn't it?
- Miss Kim O'Day: Yeah! You know, you look a lot younger in the picture, and it was only taken a minute ago.
- Jack Benny: At my age, a minute is a long time.