Simon & Simon (TV Series)
The Bare Facts (1983)
Gerald McRaney: Rick Simon
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Quotes
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[in camouflage and face paint, Rick and A.J. are on a stakeout of a nudist colony for a client with a missing person case]
Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon : [Rick is peering through binoculars] What do you see?
Rick Simon : Two heavily-armed naked guys.
Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon : Heidi wasn't kidding when she talked about security, was she?
Rick Simon : Oh, great. They got a dog. He's naked too.
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Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon : Alright Rick, you can admit it. You think nudity is dirty, don't you?
Rick Simon : No I don't. Not if it's done right. It's just... nudity is something that ought to be done in private. You know, between two people... in the privacy of their own home... and a magazine.
Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon : Rick?
Rick Simon : Yeah?
Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon : If you weren't my brother, I'd be afraid to be sitting here alone in the bushes with you.