- [in camouflage and face paint, Rick and A.J. are on a stakeout of a nudist colony for a client with a missing person case]
- Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon: [Rick is peering through binoculars] What do you see?
- Rick Simon: Two heavily-armed naked guys.
- Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon: Heidi wasn't kidding when she talked about security, was she?
- Rick Simon: Oh, great. They got a dog. He's naked too.
- Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon: Alright Rick, you can admit it. You think nudity is dirty, don't you?
- Rick Simon: No I don't. Not if it's done right. It's just... nudity is something that ought to be done in private. You know, between two people... in the privacy of their own home... and a magazine.
- Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon: Rick?
- Rick Simon: Yeah?
- Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon: If you weren't my brother, I'd be afraid to be sitting here alone in the bushes with you.