Barney : I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa : Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
Barney : Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
Lisa : I like him. He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance...
Homer : [walking by] My ears are burning.
Lisa : Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
Homer : No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Marge : Mmm...
Marge : Did you know that there are over 600 film critics on TV, and Leonard Maltin is the best looking of them all?
Lisa : Ew!
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