The Simpsons (TV Series)
Alone Again, Natura-Diddly (2000)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Cletus, Bumblebee Man, Professor Frink, Apu, Kirk Van Houten, Pyro, Carl, Captain McAllister, Crew chief, Video game voice
Quotes
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Reverend Lovejoy : In many ways, Maude Flanders was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catchphrases, or comical accents.
Willie : Aye.
Captain McAllister : Yar.
Frink : Oh, glaven, why, glaven?
Reverend Lovejoy : But, whether you noticed her or not, Maude was always there... and we thought she always would be.
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[Comic Book visits a dating service and grabs all the one-nighter presentation videotapes]
Clerk : Are you going to call all those women?
Comic Book Guy : No, the tapes will do just fine.
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Ned Flanders : Hi-diddly-ho, petal-to-the-metal-ophiles.
Homer Simpson : Flanders? Since when do you like anything cool?
Ned Flanders : Oh, I don't care for the speed, but I can't get enough of that safety gear - helmets, roll bars, caution flags...
Maude Flanders : I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield.
Brandine : Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?
Cletus : Now, honey, they's my parents, too.
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Reverend Lovejoy : My friends, life is about change. Just yesterday, Apu was a lonely bachelor.
Apu : Yes, thank God those days are over.
Reverend Lovejoy : And the Van Houtens were enjoying a storybook marriage.
Kirk Van Houten : Yeah, lots of storybooks have witches.
Pyro : Shut up, Kirk!
Kirk Van Houten : Sorry.
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Apu : Ned I want you to know the kqick e mart is here for 24 hours a day.