The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart's Girlfriend (1994)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Man at Lighthouse, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa
Quotes
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[speaking about Scottish history and culture]
Groundskeeper Willie : Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.
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Homer : To the little girl's room!
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Principal Seymour Skinner : I confess! I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam!
Doctor Julius Hibbert : I left my car keys inside Mrs Jones!
Grandpa Simpson : I was the one who cancelled Star Trek!
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Homer : Son if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money that's all I need.
Bart Simpson : I didn't take it.
Homer : Why you little..! How can you look at me in the eye and lie like that?
Marge : Homer stop that!