The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Girlfriend (1994)

Harry Shearer: Reverand Lovejoy, First Glue Man, Jasper, Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert

Quotes 

• Reverand Lovejoy : [throws Bart out]  Don't you ever come near my daughter again! Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!

  Bart Simpson : [pleading]  But-but-but, but-but-but...

  Helen Lovejoy : [covering her ears]  Make him stop! Make him stop!

• Helen Lovejoy : So, Bart. How's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.

  Bart Simpson : Well, in my family grades aren't that important. It's what you *learn* that counts.

  Reverand Lovejoy : Six times five. What is it?

  Bart Simpson : Um. Actually numbers don't have much use in my future career. Olympic gold medal rocketsled champ!

  Helen Lovejoy : Hmm, I didn't know the rocketsled was an Olympic event.

  Bart Simpson : Well, no offense lady but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.

• Principal Seymour Skinner : I confess! I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam!

  Doctor Julius Hibbert : I left my car keys inside Mrs Jones!

  Grandpa Simpson : I was the one who cancelled Star Trek!