The Simpsons (TV Series)
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (1999)
Dan Castellaneta: Groundskeeper Willie, Homer Simpson, Deer, Gil, Krusty the Clown, Santa's Little Helper, Luigi's Chef, Assassin
Quotes
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Homer : If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
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[Writing a food review]
Homer : The bread was... the bread was...
Santa's Little Helper : Ruff.
Homer : You've been pitching that one all night.
Santa's Little Helper : Chewy?
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Homer : Well here we are kids... the zoo.
Bart Simpson : That's great dad, except you were supposed to take us to the newspaper.
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Homer : [writing a restaurant review] So come to The Legless Frog, if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. P.S., parking was ample.
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Homer : Why, you - you made them cancel "Platypus Man"!
[strangling Garth Trelawney's tux]
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Homer : People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think.
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Homer : And "The Cosby Mysteries" - that show had limitless possibilities!
[strangling Garth Trelawney's tux]