The Simpsons (TV Series)
Half-Decent Proposal (2002)
Jon Lovitz: Artie Ziff
Quotes
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Artie Ziff : [on a device to help Marge sleep] He's a loser Marge... dump him!
[sings]
Artie Ziff : Yeah, I traveled the world and the seven seas... I am watching you through a camera!
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Artie Ziff : Tell me, Homer, what's it like being married to Marge?
Homer Simpson : It's like being married to your best friend - who lets you touch her boobies!
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Homer Simpson : Okay, Artie, you get her for the weekend - but no funny stuff. And by "funny stuff" I mean hand-holding, goo-goo eyes, misdirected woo - which is pretty much any John Woo film...
Artie Ziff : Your wife's virtue shall remain as untouched as Bill Gates' weight room.