The Simpsons (TV Series)

Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily (1995)

Hank Azaria: Soccer Kid, Agent Goodman, Mafioso, Tape Voice, Cletus

Quotes 

• Goodman : Stupid babies require the most attention.

• [Homer and Marge are relaxing in a sauna] 

  Marge Simpson : This is so relaxing. Homie, this was a wonderful idea.

  Homer : [chuckling]  Yeah. If that mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel.

  Don Vittorio : Oh, don't mind me. Look, I do it first!

• [the "Family Skills" course is almost over, and the agent is testing Homer and Cletus] 

  Goodman : OK, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to simulate a typical household problem. Go.

  Cletus : Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door again.

  Homer : [as he strangles Cletus]  Why you cotton-pickin...

  [the class looks critically at Homer] 

  Homer : [to himself]  No, I gotta pass this class for my kids.

  [to Cletus] 

  Homer : Son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'.

  Cletus : I love you, Pa!

  [then sobs] 

  Homer : I love you, Cletus!

  [then sobs too] 

• Child Welfare Agent : Children, where are your parents?

  Lisa Simpson : I don't know, but they should be here.

  Goodman : Yes, they should be here. Tsk, tsk. Those parents better have a good excuse.