The Simpsons (TV Series)
Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily (1995)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders
Quotes
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Bart : Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer : Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Ned Flanders : Wait! Homer, what did you just say?
Homer : I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!
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Ned Flanders : Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude Flanders : Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.
Bart : Ha ha! You're going to be Lisa Flanders!
Lisa Simpson : You're going to be "Bart" Flanders.
[Bart screams]
Maude Flanders : Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared.
Bart : That's because she can't talk.
Maggie Simpson : [as she pulls her pacifier out] Daddily doodily!
[Maggie then turns her head around and looks at Bart and Lisa]
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[as the Simpson family, who are finally together again, are about to leave the Springfield river]
Marge Simpson : So what was it like at the Flanders' house?
Homer : Yeah, gimme all the dirt.
Lisa Simpson : Let's see. Dirt... dirt... well, there wasn't really much dirt.
Bart : There was a bunch of old paint cans in the garage, though.
Homer : [laughs scoffingly] Old painty-can Ned.
[the family also laugh]
Homer : I always knew he'd keep his old cans of paint!
Marge Simpson : How do you like that!