The Simpsons (TV Series)
Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily (1995)
Harry Shearer: Bentley Salesman, Principal Skinner, TV Announcer, Ned Flanders, Scratchy, Flub, Reverend Lovejoy
Quotes
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Reverend Lovejoy : Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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Bart : Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer : Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Ned Flanders : Wait! Homer, what did you just say?
Homer : I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!
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Ned Flanders : Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude Flanders : Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.
Bart : Ha ha! You're going to be Lisa Flanders!
Lisa Simpson : You're going to be "Bart" Flanders.
[Bart screams]
Maude Flanders : Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared.
Bart : That's because she can't talk.
Maggie Simpson : [as she pulls her pacifier out] Daddily doodily!
[Maggie then turns her head around and looks at Bart and Lisa]
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[Skinner watches as Willie burns Bart's lice-infested clothes]
Groundskeeper Willie : See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers!
Principal Skinner : What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpal hygiene?
Groundskeeper Willie : Well, you better check out his sister. She could be rife with them bugs too!
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[on Bart and Lisa receiving lice]
Principal Skinner : Sweet Georgia Brown! Something is rotten at the Simpson house.
[he dials a phone number, and a minute later, a van from the Springfield child protection agency speeds toward the Simpsons' street]