The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer's Phobia (1997)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
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Quotes
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Marge : Homer, look! It's a TV Guide owned by Jackie O!
John : You should see the crossword puzzle! She thought Mindy lived with "Mark."
Homer : Give her a break! Her husband was killed!
John : Oh, I know! Wasn't that awful? Hi, I'm John! Can I help you with anything?
Marge : Yes, I have something that I'd like to sell.
John : Please tell me it's your hair.
Marge : No, it's an heirloom my grandmother passed down to me. A very rare, old figurine from the Civil War.
Lisa : Please don't construe our ownership of this as an endorsement of slavery.
John : Hmm, well see, here's the thing on this. It's a Johnny Reb bottle, early 1970s, one of the J & R Liquor lads. Two books of green stamps, if I'm not mistaken.
Marge : Oh, no! Oh no! No, no, no, no! It's a very, very old figurine!
John : No, it's a liquor bottle. See?
[Unscrews the cap and pours himself a drink]
John : Ah, that'll make your bull run!