The Simpsons (TV Series)

Hurricane Neddy (1996)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer : Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.

  Lisa : Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.

• Lisa : Mr. Flanders - with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.

  Ned Flanders : Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be Little Lisa Simpson: Springfield's answer to a question No-One Asked!

  Chief Wiggum : [laughs] 

  Ned Flanders : What do we have here? The Long Flabby Arm of the Law? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!

  Krusty : "Mallomars?" Ohh, that's going in the act!

  Ned Flanders : Oh, yeah.. the clown! The only one of you buffoons who *doesn't* make me laugh!

• Old Woman in Store : [feeling Lisa's head]  The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too!

  Lisa Simpson : But I'm not fruit, I'm a kid!

  Old Woman in Store : [puts Lisa in a shopping cart]  That's what the pumpkin said.

  Ralph Wiggum : Hi Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!