- Apu: Elton John.
- Elton John: That's my name. Well, not really.
- Apu: I hate to sound like a screaming fan, but...
- [plane flies just overhead them]
- Elton John: That maniac nearly killed us.
- Apu: Shall I "Take You to the Pilot?" You see, because that is your song.
- Elton John: I hear you.
- Apu: Yes, "Somebody Saved Your Life Tonight."
- Elton John: Cut it out.
- Apu: Oh, well, "The Bitch is Back."
- Marge: [entering Apu and Manjula's house] What a lovely home!
- Manjula: Oh, you are too kind, Marge. I am sure you have noticed the many small imperfections that fill me with shame.
- Marge: Oh, no, no, no. If anything, your home makes me ashamed of my home.
- Manjula: Well, let us just say we both feel bad.
- Marge: Deal.
- Homer: [stumbling across Elton John at the airport] Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan! I've tape-recorded all your songs off the radio.
- Elton John: Oh, that's very sweet! Have a Grammy.
- Homer: Oh...
- [throws it in the trash]
- Apu: [giving a sheet to the sky writer] Okay, here is the message. And please don't skimp on the
- [notices the shell on the plane]
- Apu: "Sarin"?
- Fantastic Dan: [giggling] Don't be frightened. That tank's just peace corps surplus.
- Manjula: I don't understand, Marge. Doesn't Homer work a standard 18 hour day?
- Marge: 18 hours? Nobody works that hard--
- [Apu tries to cut her off]
- Manjula: But he does work every day, right?
- Marge: Well, pretty much. Except weekends.
- Manjula: [confused] Wee... kends?
- Apu: [amid Manjula's glare] Uh, say! Who's up for a game of Ganesh-Gnop?