The Simpsons (TV Series)

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge (2000)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Otto, Reverend Lovejoy, Kent Brockman

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Quotes 

• Bart : So, any words for the bride and groom?

  Principal Skinner : Now now, Bart. I'm trying to urinate.

  Bart : You don't seem to be trying very hard.

• Becky : Otto?

  Otto : [playing Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn", he offers her a skull-shaped ring]  Becky... you're my rose. Will you let me be your thorn?

  Becky : Oh, Otto, of course my answer is...

  Becky : [turning the volume up]  Ooh, wait, wait, wait, wait. This solo is kick-ass!

  Becky : Honey, could you turn it down?

  Otto : Okay, but this better be worth it.

• Bart : Otto, since when have you had a girlfriend?

  Otto : We met in the summer of love. Woodstock '99.

  [in flashback, he runs, on fire, up to a water vendor booth] 

  Otto : Quick! I need some water!

  Water Girl : Eight dollars.

  Otto : Huh, not in this lifetime.

• Principal Skinner : Now, be careful with those video cameras, children. In order to buy them, the school board had to eliminate geography.

  [chaining up and padlocking a globe] 

  Principal Skinner : This globe will never spin again. Now, class, I want you to be creative with your video projects. I don't want to see 30 "Blair Witch" knockoffs.

  [the students groan in disappointment] 

• Otto's Dad : Son, your mother and I don't approve of this marriage as we've not approved of any part of your life to date.

  Otto : Well, the important thing is you came.

  Otto's Dad : We're leaving.

  Otto : Drive safe!

• Bart : Otto, a red traffic light means what?

  Otto : Ooh! No time for brain teasers. Today's the day I ask my girlfriend to take a ride on the matrimony pony.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [taunting sing-song]  Otto's got a girlfriend! Otto's got a girlfriend!

  Otto : That's right, I do.

  Milhouse Van Houten : I know you do. Baby.

• Reverend Lovejoy : And now, as for the matter of my honorarium.

  Otto : What?

  Reverend Lovejoy : You know, my emolument.

  Otto : Huh?

  Reverend Lovejoy : Pay me. $300.

  Otto : 300? I could have gotten Rick Dees for that.

• Kent Brockman : Police say escaped mental patient Marge Simpson could be anywhere, even here at Juggernauts, where it's wet t-shirt month.

  [the waitresses around him cheer] 

  Kent Brockman : But for now, this reporter prays that "Mad Marge" can be captured before she kills again.

  Bart : [watching on TV]  Kills again? She hasn't killed once.

  Lisa : Shouldn't we be out there trying to find her?

  Homer : Don't worry, she'll show up here sooner or later to finish off Becky. Then we'll have Mommy back.