The Simpsons (TV Series)

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge (2000)

Karl Wiedergott: Psychologist #2

Quotes 

• Psychologist #2 : Excuse me, what are you doing?

  Marge : Oh, I was just praying to God that you'll find me sane.

  Psychologist #2 : I see. And this "God", is he in this room right now?

  Marge : Oh, yes, he's kind of everywhere.

  Psychologist #1 : Marge Simpson, you give us no choice but to declare you utterly...

  Marge : I'm not insane!

  Psychologist #1 : You didn't let me finish. - insane!

  Marge : [jumps out the window in panic then gets up like nothing happened]  I'm not insane.

• Psychologist #2 : Now, Marge, according to this, you recently went berserk in an ice cream parlor.

  Marge : Yes.

  Psychologist #2 : And, Marge, did you ever have an unhealthy fixation on Ringo Starr?

  Marge : It was healthy. He reciprocated.

  [they start taking notes] 

  Marge : He reciprocated!

• Psychologist #1 : Mrs. Simpson, before we begin, I just want to assure you that this is not a trial.

  [his colleagues groan in disappointment] 

  Psychologist #1 : All right, it's a trial.

  Psychologist #2 , Psychologist #3 : [high-fiving]  Yes!