The Simpsons (TV Series)
Kamp Krusty (1992)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Radio Voice, Otto, Dr. Hibbert, Mr. Black, Kent Brockman, News Reporter #2
Quotes
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Kent Brockman : [Kent Brockman is covering a summer camp mutiny] Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
Campers : [Burning Krusty in effigy] Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!
Kent Brockman : A group of school-aged Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared.
Kent Brockman : What's that? I'm being told I can have an exclusive interview with the ringleader.
Homer : [Camera shows the Camp Bart flag; Homer's thinking] Don't be the boy. Don't be the boy.
Homer : [Camera shows Bart as the ringleader] D'oh!
[Homer loses the hair that grew back and regains the weight he lost while the kids were away]
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Bart : That's Not Krusty the Klown!
Mr. Black : What do you think, I just slapped a clown suit on some wino?
[laughs weakly]
Barney Gumble : Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown!
[belches]
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[while the kids at Kamp Krusty are starved and tormented, the counsellors sit down to a sumptuous meal]
Jimbo Jones : Yo, Mr. Black! Another brandy.
Mr. Black : Gentlemen, to evil.
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[as the campers begin rioting]
Mr. Black : I thought you said you broke their spirits!
Jimbo Jones : [in rising fear] We did!
Mr. Black : [slapping Jimbo across the face] You broke *nothing*!
Bart : Let's get 'em!
Mr. Black : To the hydrofoil!
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Principal Skinner : [on the last day of school] Attention all students, this is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction? Now let's trash this dump!
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Mr. Black : Thank you, Krusty, and welcome, children. I am Mr. Black, your head counselor. For the past fifteen years, I was President of Euro Krusty Land... until it blew up. I'll take any questions you might have.
[half a dozen hands are raised]
Mr. Black : You, and then, uh... one more.
Milhouse Van Houten : Can we call you Uncle Blackie?
Mr. Black : No.
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Kent Brockman : 3 counceslors are missing and presumed scared.