The Simpsons (TV Series)
King Size Homer (1995)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : [Homer receives an award for using his fat body to block a toxic vent] I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.
Bart Simpson : Yeah, and I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...
Marge Simpson : Bart!
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Ralph Wiggum : [to Lisa] I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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Bart Simpson : When I grow up, I'm gonna be a lardo on workman's comp, just like Dad.
[dissolve to Bart's fantasy]
Bart Simpson : I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Bart Simpson : Hey Dad, you promised Mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.
Homer Simpson : Nuts to that I'm going to the movies.