The Simpsons (TV Series)
Krusty Gets Kancelled (1993)
Hank Azaria: Coastguard, Gabbo, Arthur Crandall, Bumblebee Man, Cameraman, Old Jewish Man, Snake, Tour Guide, Moe Szyslak, Mr. Johannson, Krusty Komeback Special Director, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Krusty Komeback Special Assistant, Chief Wiggum
Quotes
-
[Krusty is trying to talk Sideshow Mel into quitting his job a fast-food joint]
Krusty the Clown : But you gotta come back, Mel! We're a team!
Sideshow Mel : No, Krusty, you always treated me rather shabbily. On our last show, you poured liquid nitrogen down my pants, and cracked my buttocks with a hammer!
Krusty the Clown : Ah, come on. You wanna spend your life hanging out with a bunch of dorky teenagers?
Squeaky Voiced Teen : Here's your taco, Mister. Whoops, it fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow! Ow-w-w! Ow-w-w!
Sideshow Mel : Sorry Krusty, I like it here. Mr. Johannson treats me with dignity.
Mr. Johannson : Is this clown bothering you, Mel?
Sideshow Mel : It's all right, Mr. Johannson, I'll handle it.
Squeaky Voiced Teen : Here's your taco, sir.
Krusty the Clown : I don't want it!
Squeaky Voiced Teen : But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.
-
[the Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing at Moe's bar]
Bart : Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, do you want to appear on a Krusty comeback special?
Flea : Sure, if you can get us outta this gig.
Bart : No problemo.
[Bart points to the wall behind Moe]
Bart : Hey Moe, look over there.
Moe : What? What am I looking at?
[Bart and the Red Hot Chili Peppers walk out the door]
Moe : I'm gonna stop looking here in a second. What, is *that* it?
[Homer walks into the bar]
Homer : Hey Moe, can I look too?
Moe : Sure, but it'll cost ya.
Homer : My wallet's in the car.
[He runs outside]
Moe : He is so stupid. And now, back to the wall...
-
[the Red Hot Chili Peppers walk into Moe's bar in their underwear]
Anthony Kiedis : What's up, Moe.
Flea : HEY MOE!
Moe Szyslak : Hey! You guys can't come in here dressed like that!
Dr. Julius Hibbert : [In his underwear] Get with the time, Moe.
Chief Wiggum : [In his underwear] Yeah, I say if it feels good, do it.
Dr. Julius Hibbert : Alright.
[stretches Wiggum's underwear and snaps him with them - laughs histerically]
Chief Wiggum : Don't snap my undies.
-
Anthony Kiedis : You told our agent this place holds 30,000 people.
Moe : It does. We had 30,000 here last night. Now play. The audience is getting restless.
Barney : [flicking a lighter] We want chilly-willy. We want chilly-willy.
-
[while Krusty is staying with the Simpsons, trying to lose weight, he and Homer are boxing in the living room]
Krusty the Clown : [drops his hands] Oh, why am I bothering? It's hopeless.
Gabbo : [on TV] Hi, kids! It's me, Gabbo!
[He laughs in imitation of Krusty, who goes berserk and starts punching Homer ferociously. Maggie, alarmed, grabs the TV remote and changes the channel]
Scott Christian : Pork prices rose in early trading today...
[Homer rallies and counterattacks, punching Krusty across the room]
-
Gabbo : And now it's time for another patented Gabbo crank call! Oh, I love these!
Bart : I can't believe it! He stole this bit from Krusty!
Lisa Simpson : Yeah, well, Krusty stole it from Steve Allen.
Grandpa Simpson : Oh, everything's stolen nowadays. Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.
-
Moe Szyslak : oh it can we had 30 thousand in here last night. now come on guys' play the audience. is getting restless.