The Simpsons (TV Series)

Krusty Gets Kancelled (1993)

Flea: Flea

Quotes 

• [the Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing on Krusty's show] 

  Krusty the Clown : Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

  Anthony Kiedis : Forget you, clown.

  Chad Smith : Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

  Krusty the Clown : Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

  Flea : Wow. That's much better.

  Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.

• [the Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing at Moe's bar] 

  Bart : Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, do you want to appear on a Krusty comeback special?

  Flea : Sure, if you can get us outta this gig.

  Bart : No problemo.

  [Bart points to the wall behind Moe] 

  Bart : Hey Moe, look over there.

  Moe : What? What am I looking at?

  [Bart and the Red Hot Chili Peppers walk out the door] 

  Moe : I'm gonna stop looking here in a second. What, is *that* it?

  [Homer walks into the bar] 

  Homer : Hey Moe, can I look too?

  Moe : Sure, but it'll cost ya.

  Homer : My wallet's in the car.

  [He runs outside] 

  Moe : He is so stupid. And now, back to the wall...

• [the Red Hot Chili Peppers walk into Moe's bar in their underwear] 

  Anthony Kiedis : What's up, Moe.

  Flea : HEY MOE!

  Moe Szyslak : Hey! You guys can't come in here dressed like that!

  Dr. Julius Hibbert : [In his underwear]  Get with the time, Moe.

  Chief Wiggum : [In his underwear]  Yeah, I say if it feels good, do it.

  Dr. Julius Hibbert : Alright.

  [stretches Wiggum's underwear and snaps him with them - laughs histerically] 

  Chief Wiggum : Don't snap my undies.