The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lard of the Dance (1998)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Database
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.
Employee : Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.
Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo!
Bart Simpson : Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, but your mom paid for that!
Bart Simpson : But doesn't she get her money from you?
Homer Simpson : And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?
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Nelson Muntz : [talking to a group of kids] The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
[Skinner walks by]
Nelson Muntz : Uh, um... uh, so anyway, I kicked the guy's ass!
[Skinner nods and walks off]
Nelson Muntz : Now, if the berries are too tart, I just dust them with confectioner's sugar.
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Homer Simpson : All right, son. We're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer. Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and stuff. But if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
Bart Simpson : Dad, He's not stupid.
Homer Simpson : All right, screw it, let's roll!
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Nelson Muntz : [holds a lump of grease in his hand, ready to throw it] Here comes a greaseball!
Luigi : [entering from behind] Hey! Luigi bring-a you kids-a free pizza. Why you have to make-a the fun, huh?
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Bart Simpson : Mom's gonna kill you
Homer Simpson : If she didn't want her car ruined, she should have done a better job hiding her keys.
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Homer Simpson : [after sneaking into the elementary school] So, is this your school?
Bart Simpson : It used to be.
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[the air vent starts spreading grease from the ceiling]
Martin Prince : Look, it's snowing!
Ralph Wiggum : [after a grease snowflake fell on his tongue] The snowflake tastes like fishstick!