The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lard of the Dance (1998)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty, Santa's Little Helper, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Groundskeeper Willie
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.
Employee : Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.
Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo!
Bart Simpson : Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, but your mom paid for that!
Bart Simpson : But doesn't she get her money from you?
Homer Simpson : And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?
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Homer Simpson : Stop pummeling me, it's really painful!
Groundskeeper Willie : Fine... I'll strangle ye for a while!
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Homer Simpson : All right, son. We're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer. Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and stuff. But if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
Bart Simpson : Dad, He's not stupid.
Homer Simpson : All right, screw it, let's roll!
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Groundskeeper Willie : [indicating his fists] If it was up to me, I'd let you go; but the boys have a temper, and they've been drinking all day.
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Homer Simpson : This better work, boy. I don't wanna wind up working on your mother's emu farm...
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Bart Simpson : Mom's gonna kill you
Homer Simpson : If she didn't want her car ruined, she should have done a better job hiding her keys.
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Homer Simpson : [after sneaking into the elementary school] So, is this your school?
Bart Simpson : It used to be.
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[Homer and Bart enter Krusty Burger and make for the fryer]
Krusty Burger Employee : Can I help you, sir?
Homer Simpson : [excited] My God, you're greasy!
Krusty Burger Employee : Mr. Maruka? Heeelp!
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Homer Simpson : Used grease is worth money then my arteries are clogged with yellow gold.