The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lard of the Dance (1998)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Grease Recycling Worker, Acne Worker #1

Quotes 

• Alex Whitney : Your name's Lisa? Shut up, I love that name!

  Lisa Simpson : Did she just tell me to shut up?

  Principal Skinner : Take it outside.

• Principal Skinner : [over the intercom]  Attention please, I need a volunteer for a thankless chore.

  [Lisa raises her hand] 

  Principal Skinner : Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

• Principal Skinner : Oh, Lisa, I was hoping I could count on you again to spearhead our annual school-wide apple pick.

  Lisa Simpson : Absolutely.

  Alex Whitney : Apple... pick?

  Lisa Simpson : Yeah, it's great! We have pony rides, sing-a-longs, apple bobbing, apple picking, apple everything!

  Principal Skinner : Ah, you forgot apple bobbing.

  Lisa Simpson : No, I didn't!