The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Iconoclast (1996)

Hank Azaria: Man in Film #3, Chief Wiggum, Copy Shop Clerk, Comic Book Guy, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak

Quotes 

• Moe Szyslak : Awww, the little cutie wants to do something cute.

  Barney Gumble : Oh...

  Moe Szyslak : Shut up you bums! Shut up!

  [to the patrons] 

  Moe Szyslak : Go ahead, angel.

  Lisa : Jebediah Springfield was nothing more than an evil blood-thirsty pirate who hated this town!

  Moe Szyslak : Good God! Ah, Homer, you know I support, ah, most any prejudice you can name, but your hero phobia sickens me.

• Mayor Quimby : Congratulations Ned, you are our new town crier. May your shrill, nasal voice ring throughout our streets and brains.

  Ned Flanders : Thankily-dank, Mayor, I shan't disappoint. Har ye, har ye. I declare myself pinkled tink about Springfield's Bicen-cidilly-ti-ten-toodly-rin-tin-tennial Day.

  Homer : You suck-diddily-uck, Flanders. Gimme that.

  [Grabs the bell from him] 

  Homer : Hear ye. Hear ye. Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all. Chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world.

  Chief Wiggum : Good God, he is fabulous.

  Principal Skinner : He's embiggened that role with that cromulent performance.

• Chief Wiggum : Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!

  Hollis Hurlbut : No, that's the skeleton *of* Jebediah.

• Ned Flanders : [marching in the parade]  Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh...

  Homer : [shoving him away and taking his bell]  Get lost. Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!

  Helen Lovejoy : He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!

  Chief Wiggum : Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good. Let him march, boys. Let the man march!