The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Iconoclast (1996)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Boy in Film, Kearney

Quotes 

• [George Washington appears in Lisa's dream, urging her to reveal the truth about the town's founder. Lisa wakes up yelling] 

  Lisa : Oh, let me help you, George Washington! I still want to help you!

  Bart : [walking by her room]  "I want to help you... George Washington"?

  [scoffs] 

  Bart : Even your dreams are square.

• Lisa : How about town crier? You'd be great at that.

  Homer : You think so?

  Bart : Well, yeah, dad, you're a big fat loud-mouth, and you can walk when you have to.

• Ralph Wiggum : Can you open my milk, Mommy?

  Miss Hoover : I'm not Mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.

  [the class laugh at Ralph] 

• Principal Skinner : Now, as you all know, Springfield's 200th birthday is only a week away. Every class will do its part to make our local bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial. Of course, you children are too young to remember that, with the possible exception of Kearney.

  Kearney : [shaving]  Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate.