The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa's Wedding (1995)
Hank Azaria: Chief Wiggum, Student, Uncle Eldred, Carl, Professor Frink, Moe Szyslak
Quotes
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Hugh St. John Alastair Parkfield : You know, I rather like this bar.
Moe : Oh, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.
Hugh St. John Alastair Parkfield : Well, we saved *your* arse in World War III.
Moe : That's true.
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Chief Wiggum : Behold, the rarest of the rare... the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head! And here, out of the mists of history... the legendary Esquilax. A horse with the head of a rabbit. And the body... of a rabbit!
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Lisa : Love the painting, Mrs. Parkfield. Judging by the clothes, I'd say... seventeenth century?
Mrs. Parkfield : Actually, Lisa, it's just Uncle Eldred.
Uncle Eldred : [obviously insane, due to the fact that he's fishing in an empty fishbowl] I get me brain medicine from the National Health!