The Simpsons (TV Series)

My Mother the Carjacker (2003)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Bum, FBI Agent, Lou, Chief Wiggum, Attorney, Man on 'Laugh-In', Snake, Carl, Cop #2

Quotes 

• FBI Agent : [about Homer's mail]  Most people write to movie stars, this guy writes to movies.

  [reads letter] 

  FBI Agent : Dear Die Hard, you rock. Especially the part where that dude is on the rooftop. P.S. Do you know Mad Max?

• [Homer crashes into the police station] 

  Chief Wiggum : All you destroyed were bricks, mortar, and attorneys!

  Attorney : Remember me... as a drain on society!

• Moe Szyslak : Mrs. Simpson, when you took off, you left a hole in Homer's heart that he's been trying to fill with alcohol for 20 years. God bless ya!

• Chief Wiggum : Listen to me lady; the only way you're getting off this mountain is in a box, or a funicular.

  Lou : What about a hot air balloon?

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, pipe down, Jules Verne.