The Simpsons (TV Series)

Radio Bart (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• Kent Brockman : The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.

  Homer : It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy. He was an accident!

  Marge Simpson : Homer!

  Homer : Uh, could you edit that last part out?

  Kent Brockman : Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast.

  Homer : D'oh!

• [Sting is helping in the digging effort to rescue Bart. As he digs, he sighs with exhaustion] 

  Marge Simpson : Sting, you really should rest. You'll wear yourself out.

  Sting : Not while one of my fans needs me!

  Marge Simpson : Actually, I've never heard Bart listen to one of your albums...

  Homer : Shh, Marge! He's a good digger!

• Homer : Bart, I bet you think nothing's gonna top that cactus. Well, check out my present.

  Bart Simpson : Next.

  [tosses the gift apathetically after unwrapping it] 

  Marge Simpson : Bart, be polite.

  Bart Simpson : Next please.

  [apathetically]