The Simpsons (TV Series)

Separate Vocations (1992)

Harry Shearer: Dr. J. Loren Pryor, Jazz Musician, Eddie, Act Two Announcer, Principal Skinner

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : How would you like to be a hall monitor?

  Bart Simpson : Wouldn't that mean squealing on other kids?

  Principal Skinner : That's the meat of it.

  Bart Simpson : Hmm...

  [in Bart's daydream, he is testifying in a murder trial, his face and voice electronically disguised] 

  Prosecutor : Now, Witness X would you please tell the court what you saw?

  Bart's Electronically Altered Voice : I'd be more than happy to. I saw Mr. Montone there seal Mr. Palaccio in an oil drum and roll him off the pier.

  Mr. Montone : [pulls a knife]  I kill you!

  [he lunges toward the witness stand and grabs Bart] 

  Bart's Electronically Altered Voice : Ay, caramba!

  [back in reality] 

  Bart Simpson : ...I don't know.

• Mr. Flascock : This is a great day for me! I thought I could never teach again.

  Principal Skinner : Oh, times have changed. There will be no more mockery of your name, Mr. Flascock.