The Simpsons (TV Series)
Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (1995)
Harry Shearer: Prisoner #2, Prisoner #5, Dr. Hibbert, Kent Brockman
Quotes
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[appearing on the stadium television]
Sideshow Bob : Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things. But something's been troubling me lately: television! Wouldn't our lives be so much richer if television were done away with?
Moe : What?
Dr. Hibbert : Surely he's not talking about VH-1.
Sideshow Bob : Why, we could revive the lost arts of conversation and scrimshaw. Therefore I submit to you, we abolish television, permanently!
Homer Simpson : Go back to Massachusetts, pinko!
Sideshow Bob : Oh, and one more thing: I've stolen a nuclear weapon. If you do not rid this city of television in two hours, I will detonate it. Farewell.
[Bob cuts the link. People start to panic, then Bob reappears]
Sideshow Bob : By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.