The Simpsons (TV Series)

Stark Raving Dad (1991)

Michael Jackson: Leon Kompowsky

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Quotes 

• Homer : Who are you?

  Leon Kompowsky : [in Michael Jackson's voice]  Hi, I'm Michael Jackson from The Jacksons.

  Homer : I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons.

• Leon Kompowsky : We call this one the Chief. He's been here since 1968. Never says a word. Never moves a muscle.

  Homer Simpson : [waves]  Hey, Chief.

  Chief : [waves back]  Hello.

  [all the doctors gather around muttering and writing notes] 

  Chief : Well, it's about time somebody reached out to me!

• Leon Kompowsky : You know Bart, when I was growing up I didn't have much money. So you know what I did every time my sisters' birthdays rolled around?

  Bart : Stiffed them?

  Leon Kompowsky : No Bart, I wrote them a song to show them I cared.

  Bart : I can't write a song! I'm only ten.

  Leon Kompowsky : *Only* ten?, When I was your age, I had six Gold Records.

  Bart : Hey, Looney Tunes...

  [pulls out the "Thriller" album] 

  Bart : *this* is what Michael Jackson looks like! You just look like a big, fat mental patient!

  Leon Kompowsky : You'd be amazed how often I hear that, Bart.

• Homer Simpson : [after Leon moonwalks]  How do you do that thing with your feet?

  Leon Kompowsky : You mean the moonwalk?

  Homer Simpson : No! That thing with your feet!

• Leon Kompowsky : [In his real voice]  Well, my work is done here.

  Bart : Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice?

  Leon Kompowsky : This is my real voice. My name is Leon Kompowski, and I'm a bricklayer from Paterson, New Jersey. All my life, I was very angry. Until one day, I just

  [In Michael Jackson voice] 

  Leon Kompowsky : talked like this.

  [in his normal voice] 

  Leon Kompowsky : All of a sudden, everyone was smiling at me, and I was only doing good on this earth. So I kept on doing it. To make a tired point, which one of us is truly crazy?

  Homer : Not me, I've got this!

  [shows his certificate showing he is Not Insane]