The Simpsons (TV Series)

Summer of 4'2" (1996)

Hank Azaria: Lou, Ben, Val-U-Mart Owner

Quotes 

• Val-U Mart Owner : Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

• Homer Simpson : I'll bet this place sells illegal fireworks. Just go in and act casual like you buy'em all the time.

  [goes up to the clerk; casually] 

  Homer Simpson : Hi, um, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields

  [speaks quickly] 

  Homer Simpson : And some illegal fireworks,

  [speaks normally] 

  Homer Simpson : And one of those disposable enemas. Nah, make it two.

  Val-U Mart Owner : My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by a...

  [only other customer in the store leaves] 

  Val-U Mart Owner : Follow me.