"The Simpsons" Summer of 4'2" (TV Episode 1996) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Eustace B. Tilley

Marge : Say bye bye to our house, Maggie! Bye bye tree!

Homer Simpson : Bye bye, work!

Bart : Bye bye, toothbrush

Lisa : Bye bye, Lisa Simpson
[At the Flanders's beach house, after spotting Lisa's friends pasting seashells onto his car]

Homer Simpson : Sweet merciful crap! My car!
Homer : [picking up Lisa's empty suitcase] Hmm, somebody's traveling light!

Lisa : Meh, maybe you're getting stronger.

Homer : Well, I have been eating more.
Homer Simpson : I'll bet this place sells illegal fireworks. Just go in and act casual like you buy'em all the time.

[goes up to the clerk; casually]

Homer Simpson : Hi, um, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields

[speaks quickly]

Homer Simpson : And some illegal fireworks,

[speaks normally]

Homer Simpson : And one of those disposable enemas. Nah, make it two.

Val-U Mart Owner : My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by a...

[only other customer in the store leaves]

Val-U Mart Owner : Follow me.
Homer Simpson : And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there? Well, it sounds great. Bart, you can invite Milhouse.

Marge : Lisa, you can bring a friend too.

Lisa : Hey, great! A friend-

[mumbling]

Lisa : or a companion or- I don't know- a stuffed animal.
Homer Simpson : [Reading] "Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons."

[Groans]

Homer Simpson : He actually wrote 'diddly'!

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Eustace B. Tilley