Bart : Why would Duff publish a book.
Lisa : It was designed to settle fights in taverns.
Homer : Whoo-hoo. She said "tavern". I'm going to Moe's.
[runs away and drives off]
Marge : I never agreed to that rule.
Homer : A library selling books? If I don't want 'em for free, why would I want to pay for them?
Marge : Why do you always wait until we arrive to complain?
Homer : I don't know.
Marge : Lisa, you're not buying more than your weight in books.
Lisa : But I have to save them. The books that no one wants will be chopped up and fed to pigs.
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