- Professor Frink: Oh, what gave me away? Out of curiosity, was it the "hoyven," or the "maven," or was it the whole guh-HOYVEE... thing... that I do?
- [At the Kwik-E-Mart]
- Dr. Hibbert: [Speaking to Apu] Marge is right, sugar is not only fattening but it's also terribly, terribly addictive... Uh, is my carton of Pixie Sticks in?
- Apu: No, it hasn't come in yet.
- Dr. Hibbert: [Pounds his fist on the counter] Dammit. When they come in you call me at this number.
- Apu: [Reads the number Dr. Hibbert gives him] 911?
- Duff book of records: Springfield is now the fattest city in the U.S.
- Homer: Woo Hoo. In your face Milwaukee.
- Garth Motherloving: [Upon learning that Marge is in his office to complain about his sugar business] Hey, Marge. I'm not up on the current slang, but do the kids still say, 'get the hell out of my office'?