The Simpsons (TV Series)

Tennis the Menace (2001)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, News Director, Rook, King, Sideshow Mel, Krusty

Quotes 

• Lisa : Dad, I think you're overreacting.

  Homer : I think you're UNDERreacting.

  Lisa : This session's over.

  Homer : This session's UNDER.

  Lisa : Goodbye.

  Homer : BADbye.

• Kent Brockman : We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.

  Homer : How do you come up with such witty remarks?

  [focuses in on ear plug/mic] 

  Guy in the van : I guess you could say its my racket.

  Kent Brockman : I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.

  Homer : Get off my property.

• Homer : What are you kids doing?

  Lisa , Bart : Practicing tennis

  Homer : That's tennis? Then what's that sport where the chicks whale on each other?

  Bart : Foxy Boxing?

  Homer : [disappointedly]  Yes. That's what I wanted. Oh.

  [Homer cries] 

• Lisa : Are you sure you want me to be your double's partner?

  Homer : Absolutely, sweetie.

  Lisa : And you're not doing it out of spite?

  Homer : No, of course not! Now aim for your mother's heart.

  [points at a cardboard model of Marge] 

• Homer Simpson : Who are you?

  Andre Agassi : I'm Andre Agassi.

  Homer Simpson : The wrestler?

• Homer : [to a picture of Bart]  That's the guy! That's the guy from my dream!

• Homer : Dad, if it were up to me you wouldn't die at all. But try telling that to Killy McGee up there...