The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brother from Another Series (1997)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby
Quotes
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Bart : And God bless mom, and dad, and Lisa, and Maggie, and please God - kill sideshow Bob.
[praying at his bed while Marge and Homer secretly watch outside his room]
Marge : Bart, no!
Bart : It's him or me, O Lord.
Marge : You can't ask God to kill someone.
Homer : Yeah! You do your own dirty work.
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Krusty the Klown : [spotting Sideshow Bob at his prison concert] What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Sideshow Bob : Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier. Let's see... I rigged the mayoral elections, I tried to blow up Springfield with a nuclear device, and I tried to kill you.
Krusty the Klown : [nervous laugh] Oh, yeah.
Sideshow Bob : And, whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder Bart Simpson.
Bart : [watching on television] Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
[Bart runs out of the room in terror]
Homer : [calling after Bart] He said "tried"!
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Mayor Quimby : Bob is no maniac! He explained his reasons for trying to kill us all, and I assure you they were all perfectly sane.
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Homer : [to Bart and Lisa] I hope Bob fed you, 'cause I ate your dinners.
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Krusty the Klown : Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!
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Sideshow Bob : [Marge opens the front door] Madam, you're children are no more... than a pair of ill-bred troublemakers.
Homer : Lisa too?
Sideshow Bob : Especially Lisa! But especially Bart.