The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Call of the Simpsons (1990)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, TV Anchorman

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Quotes 

• [Homer gets shot with a tranquilizer dart] 

  Bart : Dad! Oh, Dad!

  Homer : Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.

  [starts snoring loudly] 

• Lisa Simpson : Remember, Dad. The handle of the big dipper points to the north star.

  Homer : That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods.

• Homer : And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear and they don't like it!

• Homer : [to Bart after he comes out of the bushes with animals all over him]  Get 'em off me!... GET 'EM OFF ME!

• Homer Simpson : How can you afford something like that? I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $ 27 more a week than I do.

  Ned Flanders : It's simple, Simpson: credit!