The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Way We Was (1991)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• [the TV image is shaky] 

  Homer : Time for Dr. TV to perform a little surgery.

  [he hits the TV, and the picture goes fuzzy] 

  Bart : Looks like you lost the patient, Doc.

• [after the TV goes blank] 

  Bart : If you look close, you can make them out.

  Homer : Hey, yeah, I think I can...

  Marge Simpson : I think this is sick! You're staring at a dot.

  Homer : [sobbing]  She's right! She's right! Oh, how I miss TV!

  [shouts] 

  Homer : Dear God, just give me one channel!

• Bart : Get off the edge of your seat. They got married, had kids, and bought a cheap TV, okay?

• [after the TV goes blank] 

  Marge Simpson : It's not the end of the world. Before we got married, we hardly ever watched TV.

  Bart : You lie!

  Marge Simpson : It's true, Bart. We used to shoot pool and go dancing...

  Lisa Simpson : How romantic!

  Marge Simpson : And sometimes we'd stay at home and talk, just like this.

  Bart : I'm livin' it, but I ain't loving it.